THE
WRONG QUEEN
directed by Alfred Pitchcock
screenplay by Martin Hoffman
Dealer
: North
Vulnerable: Both
North
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West
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East
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A
London Rubber Bridge Club, late at night.
You're sitting South, all vul.
What is your bid?
South
A Q 6 5
A J 9
K 8
A
J 8 2
South
-
?
West
-
North
1
East
pass
Dealer
: North
Vulnerable: Both
North
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-
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-
West
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-
-
-
East
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I
bid 3.
I hope no one in the audience duplicated my bid! It was an old-fashioned
bid, but I was probably heading to 6NT, and I didn't want to squeal
to the opponents about my spade suit. Perhaps I should have responded
1
and not squealed about the club suit either.
What now?
South
A Q 6 5
A J 9
K 8
A
J 8 2
South
-
3
?
West
-
pass
North
1
3
East
pass
pass
Dealer
: North
Vulnerable: Both
North
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-
-
-
West
-
-
-
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East
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I
bid Blackwood, 4NT. I wanted to bid the notrump before my partner
bid it, because of my A-Q of spades. A 3
bid would risk him bidding 3NT.
Now what?
South
A Q 6 5
A J 9
K 8
A
J 8 2
South
-
3
4NT
?
West
-
pass
pass
North
1
3
5
East
pass
pass
pass
Dealer
: North
Vulnerable: Both
North
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-
-
-
West
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-
-
-
East
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-
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I
bid 5NT. My plan was that over his kings reply, I would bid 6NT.
If he had a lot extra, perhaps he would be able to bid 7NT, knowing
how strong my hand was and knowing that we held all the aces (which
5NT would imply).
This was a strange thing! What would you do now?
South
A Q 6 5
A J 9
K 8
A
J 8 2
South
-
3
4NT
5NT
6NT
?
West
-
pass
pass
pass
double
North
1
3
5
6
pass
East
pass
pass
pass
pass
pass
Dealer
: North
Vulnerable: Both
North
8 7
K Q 10 2
A Q J 10 7
6 5
West
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East
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I
redoubled. This is well worth the risk at rubber bridge, or team
scoring for that matter. Every one passed and the opening lead was
the six of diamonds.
How
would you play the hand?
South
A Q 6 5
A J 9
K 8
A
J 8 2
South
-
3
4NT
5NT
6NT
redouble
West
-
pass
pass
pass
double
all pass
North
1
3
5
6
pass
East
pass
pass
pass
pass
pass
Dealer
: North
Vulnerable: Both
North
8 7
K Q 10 2
A Q J 10 7
6 5
West
-
-
-
-
East
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-
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-
My
initial thoughts were that I had 9 red-suit tricks and two aces.
West obviously held both black kings for his double. If he held
the king-queen of clubs, I had an interesting position after cashing
my red-suit winners. I would come down to the AQ of spades and AJ
of clubs.
Can you envision the four-card end-position?
South
A Q 6 5
A J 9
K 8
A
J 8 2
South
-
3
4NT
5NT
6NT
redouble
West
-
pass
pass
pass
double
all pass
North
1
3
5
6
pass
East
pass
pass
pass
pass
pass
Dealer
: North
Vulnerable: Both
North
8 7
-
-
6 5
West
K J
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-
K Q
East
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-
Here
it is. Now I play the ace of clubs and a club to West and he must
lead a spade into me.
But when I was reeling off my red suits, West discarded the 9 and
10 of clubs. I realized that with the KQ109 of clubs he would have
led the king, instead of a diamond lead. So East must hold the queen
of clubs and the true end position was West holding the K-J of spades
and K-x of clubs?
Was there anything I could
do about this?
South
A Q
-
-
A
J
South
-
3
4NT
5NT
6NT
redouble
West
-
pass
pass
pass
double
all pass
North
1
3
5
6
pass
East
pass
pass
pass
pass
pass
Dealer
: North
Vulnerable: Both
North
8 7
-
-
6 5
West
K J
-
-
K 7
East
10 4
-
-
Q 4
If
I cashed the ace of clubs, West was just good enough to play the
king under it. That was no good. Then it occurred to me that I might
double-cross him.
West didn't know which black queen I held. If I played the ace of
spades instead of the ace of clubs, he might think I held Ax of
spades and AQ of clubs!
I led a spade to my ace. Sure enough, he threw the king under this
and I claimed my contract.
South
A Q
-
-
A
J
South
-
3
4NT
5NT
6NT
redouble
West
-
pass
pass
pass
double
all pass
North
1
3
5
6
pass
East
pass
pass
pass
pass
pass
Dealer
: North
Vulnerable: Both
North
8 7
K Q 10 2
A Q J 10 7
6 5
West
K J 9 2
6 5
6 5
K 10 9 7 3
East
10 4 3
8 7 4
3
9 4 3 2
Q 4
It
was a terrible double by West, but his play at the end wasn't bad.
He just fell victim to ... "the wrong queen."